Thursday, May 15

Tommy Burns


Was walking from the hall to kitchen when I heard Alan Brazil on Talksport say “I’m speechless”. I stopped in the kitchen and listened to the rest of the bulletin. “Diagnosed with cancer in 2006, came back March 2008” then the words “Celtic first team coach......”

Truth is I can’t remember what else was said. I had just finished writing this post and the laptop was cooling down. It was fired back up again and this simple post was written.

At the time I didn’t know what to write. Not one memory stuck in ma mind of TB. When Jinky passed the picture of the wee man sitting on an oversized armchair beaming from ear to ear sprung to mind. When Phil O’Donnell passed away the image of Phil in those thick Hoops scoring against Partick Thistle jumped into my memory right away.

In the car on the way to work I was still struggling to get one memory that stood out for me. Even though I started going to the games in the early eighties, TB the manager is how I remember him. A job that became too much for him because he cared too much.

I remember that night in Govan when I knew his time was up as manager. Was sitting in the front row of the Govan Stand (Gary McDonalds seat- it had a wee plaque on it, it didnae by the end of the game) when I saw Paulo Di Canio ignore TB’s pleas and continue to play where he wanted as we fell to a 1-0 defeat against the Falkirk Bairns.

I remember thinking that it was a sad way to go. Pishing wet night, at the home of your greatest rivals and losing to a lower division team. A man that with hindsight gave us oor club back. A Celtic minded appointment that gave us back oor pride and the Celtic way.

TB once said that “Andy Goram broke my heart” well every Celtic manager since TB has had the weight of the style and flair of his team on their shoulders. How many times have wee discussed that Gordon Strachan’s or Martin O’Neills Celtic are not as entertaining as TB’s. Every week for the last 10 years? Every Celtic managers since TB gravestone could read

“Mines wasn’t as good as Tommy’s”.

It wasn’t until lunchtime and I looked at the emotional Kerrydale Street thread that a moment jumped out at me. Scottish Cup Final 1988.TB's interview with Jim "Billy" White. I remember now watching this over and over again when I was younger as, like most, I used to record all the Celtic games to keep. I still, probably, have them in the loft.

The passion and emotion in that interview just summed up what Celtic meant to him. I’m angry at myself for not remembering that moment right away this morning. How could I have forgot that? Watching the videos, slideshows and tributes has made me realise that today we have lost a modern day Celtic Legend. A legend that to guys my age is like the older generation losing one of the Lions.

It’s hard to fathom that he is gone when in early August 07 he was sprinting across the CP turf to jump on The Holy Goalie after the penalty kicks win over Spartak. Aiden McGeady’s face in this photo sums everything up.

He has been taken too young and all our thoughts are with his family. It’s always the good that die young.

You’ll Never Walk Alone TB.

Tommy Burns

Legend.

You'll Never Walk Alone.

It's Terrible When You Get Proved Right.....


The banner unfurled (as above) at a recent Glesga derby has never been so apt this morning. I'm sure the people of Manchester will be looking at their raped, pillaged and violated city and thinking the exact same thing.


Our sympathies this morning to go the people of Manchester.


At least the axis of peace has returned to the world and the football gods proved that they still do exsist.


Fact Of The Day: R*ngers were the worst ever side (statistically) to qualify for the UEFA Cup final. They also willnae be getting a Fair Play Award in the post anytime soon..


Manchester, so much to answer for.....

Monday, May 12

Post Match Session: Celtic 2 Hibs 0(h)


So that's it over. I didn't realise it was the last home game until the lines of stewards appeared up the "Auld Jungle" touchline with about 5 mins to go. It still seems like this season has months to go. If R*ngers got their way we would still have months to go with their game against St Mirren being arranged for the Glesga Fair Weekend and thier last game against Aberdeen for the 12th July to ensure a full turnout from Ulster.

This season feels like when you eat a packet of Malteasers. It's never enough and always leaves you wanting another packet. Maybe, it's because we have just found form and we are begining to enjoy the games. Maybe it's because when the sun shines on CP and you see a good game of football you wish that every Saturday / Sunday was like that.

Yesterday, I got up and wasn't expecting a lap of honor, wasn't expecting to maybe see The Holy Goalie for the very last time at CP. Seems to early to say goodbye to your "fitba' buddies" and not see them until the first freebie pre-season game against FC Naemark fae Naemark mill.

So, when sitting eating my breakfast Sky Sports News brought this story regarding Zenit St Petersburg. Now, we all knew that they were a tad racist but bully for Little Dick Advocaat for having the morals of a sewer rat and proving that he is only in it for the money by remaining at the club.

So his CV boosts him being the manager of a club that is openly racist and another that operated a sectarian policy for over 100 years and has recently been been investigated for continued sectarian chanting at games in Europe.


How proud UEFA must be that these two bastions of football "integrity" are competing for the diddy cup. So, it's nice to see them getting into the swing of things as LOTW can exclusively revel the match program as pictured above.


Still, my inital thoughts of both teams losing the game, a nice riot and smashing of heads (both Russians and "Scots") is the only outcome I will be happy with. Oh, that and 10 year bans for all involved.


But I digress, lets have a linkage feast from the beasts of the fourth estate.

The Herald, The Guardian, The Hootsmon, The Times


Now, for the goals and our managers (and probably next seasons manager) comments.


So, we have taken it to the last day. I think we should be happy with that. The reason we have got to this stage is because of two factors. One is Robson and Hartley. They have single handily pulled us back into the race for the title. They have been the partners in crime for 5 of the last 6 victories (Robbo-Cop has played in all 6) and have given the team drive and energy.


In Barry Robson we have signed a player in the form of his life who wasn't going to let the little matter of a disfunctioning team stop him from getting his hands or getting at least very close to an SPL medal.


Add to those two the return of Neil Lennon. Is it no surprise that our midfield has improved 100% after the return of Lenny. While he is a glorified waterbhoy I reckon you can see his influence in the performances of Hartley and Robson.


I think Paul Hartley has took Lenny's mantal as the lynchpin of the team and Robson reminds me (as I have said in the past) of Alan Thompson in his prime. Add to that the new found confidence in Gary Caldwell, Skippy and the explosive talent of Naka and Aiden then we should be confident going to Tannadeechie to get a result in 1100 (or something) days time.


Not that it's a gimmie. We have the best away form in the league with 13 wins so far this season, we have only drawn one. We are 19 games since we last had a score draw and 9 games since we last had a 0-0. Dundee Utd have won 9 home games this season and have drew 6. In their last 5 home games they have drawn 4 so they don't lose many at home.Add to that the injustice they will be feeling after this.


We need R*ngers to drop points and their season away record 8 wins, 4 draws and 4 loses, coupled with their recent away form of 5 points out a possible 15 mean that if the home team score first against them then the chances are they will drop points. From the 8 games this season R*ngers have not scored first they have only gained 5 points, winning only 1.They might not lose (the only team to beat them from behind this season is US) but dropping two points might be on the cards.


It must happen for us to snatch the league. It's been a rollercoaster season, one that has been more enjoyable than the last but one that could end up one of the worst seasons ever. We have ended up with mair points than last season, scored mair goals and for me played better football at times.


It could all be in vain though.


Forza

Sunday, May 11

Celts v Hibs - FT 2-0

Well we got the 3points that we needed in this, the last home game of the season. That ensures it all goes to the last day, which is as much as we could ask for.

It must be said that Celtic were more comfortable in the second half.
In saying that it was still all very tense, with chances on both sides - end to end stuff over the 90mins. However, in 86mins Skippy's wee nod at the far post from a Robbo free kick wrapped up the points.

It was a good advert for Scottish game, except...

... unfortunately, Hibs finished with 9 men (both reds for second yellow cards in 80min and 93min).

I say "unfortunately" because it wasn't that type of game, but mostly because it will give some folk the chance to equate yesterday's events with today's game. They couldn't be further from the truth.

MOTM was Robbo, again - who along with Hartley did a power of work in midfield.
Why did it take so long for to find that out, Gordon?

Sammy came on for Jan (65min) and Sheridan for Skippy (92min).
No Skoosh today... he will be back a better player next year, no worries.

The last home game of the season and possibly the last ever home game for one or two:
Naylor? Artur (who had at least 3 first class saves)? Sammy? Jan?

Just a wee word about Hibs. Played a lot of good football today, as they have done most of the season.
Fletcher is a player (Real Madrid ?).
Beuzelin is a player I would have in the hoops.
But I was impressed by Shields, a player who is playing with a severe handicap (lack of vision in one eye).
However, 3rd spot and UEFA fiba goes to Motherwell.

A big factor in whether the flag stays with us or goes elsewhere now depends on how motivated everybody is in the remaining games.

We shall see what we shall see.

Celts v Hibs - HT 1-0

Celts ahead thanks to a Mick header from Naka's corner in 36mins.

Still game is on a knife edge, cos there have been a few decent chances on both sides. Hibs looking pretty slick coming forward.

Some good performances, notably Robbo and Hartley in midfield and Caldwell at the back.

A few players having stinkers as well: Aiden, Naka, and Naylor (as usual).

A lot of good opportunities wasted by poor, poor passing - a lot of careless play.

Still the goal has taken a bit of the tension away, and Naka was unlucky when his free kick struck the post.
But as we know one isn't enough. Hibs are still playing for 3rd spot.

Saturday, May 10

Celts v Hibs - Preamble

With today's games decided (well, one of them was pre-decided), our focus turns turns to Hibs tomorrow and another must-win game for the Champions.

The cold facts show us one point ahead of the Hun with two games to play (Hibs and DUnt away).

They have 3 games to play, all away ( Motherwell, St Mirren and Aberdeen).

The cold facts are that, Hibs are the only team that can catch Motherwell in third place, so they will be desperate to win tomorrow. If they lose, the 3 teams that the Hun still have to play will be already thinking of their holidays.

Ironically, after today's "events", DUnt will be really up for their game against us - they are feeling peeved against the "Old Firm" !!!

In other words, you couldn't envisage a better run-in for the Hun...


But, as I say, focus on tomorrow.
Anything but a win for us tomorrow and our season ends stone cold.
Everybody (coaches, players and fans) have their role to play: one of our fabled "Champions League" atmospheres is required.

I'm hoping to see this line-up, although there are doubts whether Mick has recovered
(if not I would rather see O'Dea than Bobo).

.................Artur....................
Hinkel...Caldwell........Mick........Wilson
Nakamura... Robson...Hartley...McGeady....
......Jan............Skippy...

We have a strong bench, and I expect to see Sammy and Skoosh get a run out.

To any of you lucky enough to be going to the game, get right behind the Bhoys and know that there are 10s of thousands worldwide just like me who will be kicking every ball and encouraging the team as if we were there.

Go for it Celtic - we will win this one, we will win it fair and square !!!

Thursday, May 8

Decanted Newsamble: Hibs(h) Part Deux


As expected, The Hun jumping into bed wie a downmarket tabloid has caused a former lapdog and countless other former lapdogs to roond up the wagons and turn on their former paymaster. Must admit, the former, former lapdog article hits the nail on the heid and points oot the logic while still ignoring the facts right enough.

I suppose it's as close as we will ever get to someone calling The Huns cheats. Apart from me....Cheats.

Tonight (Thursday, if this is posted on Friday), I play fives and two Huns turned up wie the most horrible t-shirts on. They "celebrated" the upcoming "bash" in Mancland and had Novo The Skankmonster on the front, wie the graphic for Euro 2008( yes, really), their "results" on the back (all 4 goals listed wie pride) and some butchers aprons for guid measure.

It brought it home to me the fact that I really don't give a shit aboot them and the 500,000 that are traveling for their Cup Final. Why should I really be bothered aboot a cup that we couldnae win?

So, from this moment forth I can safely say all at LOTW (well, this part of LOTW) couldnae gie a flying feck aboot the UEFA Cup Final.

So what's caught my eye this week?

This story regarding Scott McDonald got me thinking and nothing short of a bit worried. So, we have signed a grumpy overweight striker whose ego needed brought doon to earth. We also find oot that he needs to be "noised up" to get the best out of him. Not bothered aboot that. His reaction after his second against The Huns and at other times this season had already proved he is as grumpy as The Greater Manchester Polis Commander was last Friday morning.

But, his reaction to the failed attempt by The Huns has got me worried. He was fuming by this knock back. So all this family are Tims is all shite to butter up the fans and he would have been a stone throw away from Kenny Miller if Motherwell would have accept the bid.

Still, I forgive the wee Wizard from Oz. Even though he has cost me a £20 by scoring over 20 goals this season. I didn't think he would get anywhere near that figure. But...to think he could have sold his soul to the devil for a few pennies more....

Reason number 100,001 why The Huns proposed extension couldnae happen. The small matter of Euro 2008. Nice to see the Dutch and Greeks being so understanding while The Huns play on the fact that none of their players are guid enough to go to Euro 2008.

A few weeks back a story that should have had the headline "Celtic Star Victim Of Sectarian Attack" but got the headline "Ned McGeady Provkes Trouble In Glesga Nitespot" instead, has brought this little ditty from oor Aiden.

It is a sad state of affairs when people think aboot moving to Edinburgh so they can walk doon the street wieoot being attacked or abused. I don't understand the mentality of some. Doesn't McGeady remember the abuse he gets at Tynecastle?

In fact McGeady couldnae move anywhere in Scotland judging by the racist abuse he receives at every away ground in Scotland. But I digress. I wouldnae think twice of abusing a Hun if I meet him in the street.

No, I would follow him, brick his windaes, put a banana up the exhaust of his car and shite in his front garden. Only kidding, I hope.

So from Edinburgh to Leith. And the visit of "Celtic's Feeder Club". Who from being a thing of fitba' beauty under John Collins have become an ugly beast under the new incumbent. By all accounts they didnae try and attack The Huns on Sunday and I don't expect them to do it on Sunday.

So as Celtic Stats states, we have played them 5 times since 2005/06, winning 3 and drawing 2(1 which has proved costly this season). We have scored 8 times to their 5 and only McGeady and JVOH are the only forwards still present at the club that has scored against them since 05/06.

Hibs are 3 games wieoot a victory (drawing 2) and scoring 2 goals in the process. Their away record is poor wie them only winning one oot of their last 6 wie that win coming 5 games ago and that was against Falkirk in Feb.

Celtic are 5 games wieoot a loss and have won their last 3 at home scoring 6 goals in the process but losing 3. First time Hibs have visited CP under Big Mixu. I reckon they will come wie a different gameplan under him than they did under Collins.

So, wie the added pressure on us, I predict a scrappy 2-0 victory wie Aiden to score the last goal.
Forza






Wednesday, May 7

Decanted Newsamble: Hibs(h) Part Uno


Summer time in Scotland brings out the strangest behaviour. It becomes ok to take yer top off to revel a pasty white body, sit wearing a tight pair of shorts in a public park, from 11am, while getting completely rat-arsed on whatever the offy had on offer.

Drive around any town, village or city on days like today at around 7pm then you will see the female of the species half undressed and bright red, the male of the species top of and bright red, both will be pished and fighting wie either each other or fighting wie their next door nee'bor, best pal, best pals dug or hamster.

We are northern Europeans. We are mean't to be peely wally white. Sit in doors and dinny annoy us. As sitting oot in the sun does daft things to us Scots. I mean what aboot this week and the behaviour of Scotland's "Establishment" club. A club that is second only to the Church Of Scotland.

First off, they sell their reaction to a daily tabloid newspaper. A paper that is on it's arse sales wise and lost all creditability around 20 years ago. So we have a national newspaper backing one club in oor country. A national newspaper nailing it's colours to the mast all for a few dollars more.

On Monday it started wie musings on a doon market radio phone in. Musing that hinted at a "sting in the tail", rumours of the Cup Final being moved being muted. I was thinking at that point, the Cup Final canny be moved unless the SFA say it can be.

Then it all became clear when this story broke. This was a clear indication that The Huns had used this media ootlet to peddle a story to influence that days meeting and had contacted the SFA- when the SPL refused to budge- and like a spoiled child screamed and screamed and screamed that it was unfair.

No matter what happened after this, this was the point that the guilty parties proved that were trying to cheat the rest the Scottish game.

George Peat, Gordon Smith, James Traynor, Keith Jackson and David Murray have the blood of the integrity of the Scottish game on their hands.

Ok, cards on the table here. I understand where The Huns are coming from. They have a busy period coming up and maybe they wanted a bit of leeway to help themselves. Turkeys don't vote from Christmas so I understand them wanting to do the best for their club.

It's the way that they have done it that sticks in the throat of many. From them not seeking an extension when they were obviously working behind the scenes to get one. When they got the extension, the following outcry they had from that, has only been drowned oot from what has happened today.

I said here after the inital balls up that the reason that they were annoyed was not as they said to help the Scottish game as they wanted the SPL to help them to win the league. Getting to the UEFA Cup Final again allowed them to play the "For the guid of Scotland" card but it wisnny washing wie anyone by this point.

It was for the guid of themselves and fuck everyone else.

The laughable statement from Murray when he states that the SPL made them the laughing stock of Europe holds no sway. Europe couldnae gie a flying monkeys shit regarding what happens to r*ngers or their remaining fixtures. The only peepil made a laughing stock are the peepil peddling this shite.

Murray did his job well though. On an English based Radio Station they had Gordon Smith moaning that he could do nothing to change the SPL's decision but HE was not at fault. We had a radio host saying if we won the SPL it would be devalued as it wisnny a level playing field.

All this pish was spouted by ill-informed DJ's and people reeking of self-hunnishness. No mention of the facts as better put here and on ETims. Or also that Boro played 8 games in 21 days during their run to the semi final(see comments for post from KDS).

In all that I have heard or read NO ONE has come up wie a solution that up holds fair play. Yes, the SPL have made a complete tit of it and prove they couldnae run a brothel that was full of supermodels but.....they have 12 vested teams interest to think aboot not just one. They have followed their members wishes who also if they were a turkey widnae vote for xmas.

The FACT is only one club wanted an extension. That club only wanted to an extension, which they did get but it wisnny to their liking, and that was only to help themselves. That Club bought a media ootlet to peddle their propaganda and tried to call in favours from a football governing body.....

Sounds like something that would happen in Eastern Europe. The Establishment club trying to cheat but this time finding the times have changed.

Some questions that need to be asked? What would have happened if Scotland had qualified for Euro 2008 and the season needed to be finished early? And why is George Burley sticking his red nose in? What does he care? The Huns made a mockery and a fool of him when they withdrew 4 players for a friendly last time oot, which again was for their ain guid...

Seems to be a theme developing here.

Forza

Monday, May 5

Celtic Training Day: LOTW Day Oot!!!!








Was asked on Saturday if I wanted to go along to the training day. Ma pal said it would be ok as he would "borrow" his wee nephew so we didnae look daft turning up wieoot a wean. Sounded like a plan to me as, really, me and him are big weans.

So arrived at CP at 9:45am. Place was bedlam. Yellow and orange coated stewards not having a clue what they were doing, queues snaking roond the car park and not enough turnstiles open to get the fans in. I reckon maybe between 7 and 8 thousand were present ( Seville calculator must have been oot as Celtic Tv has just said 15,000) and why the bottom tier wissny opened sooner I will never know.

But......the weans had fun. One little chap decided when the ba's were getting laid oot that was his Q to run on and score in the Celtic end, Arfur and Lenny were the court jesters, The weasel still canny cross a ba' even when he has all the time in the world, JVOH lay doon and got a suntan and Joe Doumbe has the best Afro in the East End. Joe The Fro from now on.

It all ended wie a kiddie pitch invasion.........
Notable absentees: Scott Brown, Paul Hartley, JVOH (was there but didnae train), Deek Riordon.
Men that we forgot: Elvis, Evander Sno and Joe Doumbe.
Questioned raised after today: How small is Koki Mizuno?
Also, yes it has been proven. Neil Lennon is a glorified waterbhoy........
Forza